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Valentines Demotivational Poster


VALENTINES DAY - It's over. Now piss of you fat little flying freak.




VALENTINES DAY - "Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it." - Dr. Karl Menninger -


TAGS: valentines day sentiment
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:51 am
Sugar and spice. 5L


VALENTINES DAY IS COMING - She Wants A Ring


TAGS: valentines ring suicide
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - January 6, 2012, 4:07 pm
truly demotivational...lol


HALLMARK - Always there for us when we can't find those special words.




VALENTINES DAY - Its 4:55pm and your hunting for the elusive 'Perfect Gift'... do not panic.., we've found it..!!




DEAR CUPID -


TAGS: calendar valentines cupid red swan
Rating: 4.97/5

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gas - February 15, 2012, 10:02 am
lol yes, I just realized that after submiting
forseti - February 15, 2012, 1:36 am
Turn the picture 90° leftwards (or perhaps it's easier to turn your head 90° rightwards) and the body looks like a heart! --- forever alone... :/
mariand - February 15, 2012, 12:59 am
nice... at least both with the same arrow
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:44 pm
Ki5met Live well
gas - February 14, 2012, 7:40 pm
..with half of a heart *sniff*
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:32 pm

ouch....:)
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 5:05 pm
5ad 5olitary 5wan


THIS YEAR - Rerun decided to make his own cards.




LOVE HURTS -


TAGS: love hurts cupid valentines day
Rating: 4.53/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:51 pm
Ouch!
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 4:37 pm
If this isn't demotivational then I don't know what is. 5L's
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:05 pm
5L... 6L, when I read it with a "Gin n Juice" backbeat
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 1:59 am
Amsome ML. 5L


LAWYERS -




VALENTINE'S DAY. - I got this for you. I filled it with chocolates... Why do you look so disgusted?... Happy V-Day Motifake.




VALENTINES DAY - Yup that time of year is coming back around again




Be Mine (Please) -




CONGRATULATIONS -


TAGS: valentines day
Rating: 4.32/5

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ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.




VALENTINE'S DAY - Splitting Our Hearts Between Love And Lust Since 1847. (The true year V-Day was invented.)




CUPID -




the rules -


TAGS: of multiple valentines
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - February 15, 2014, 11:15 pm
Well now, that would’ve been fun. Girls holding ME on the ant piles, not so much…except for the straddling part.
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 10:43 pm
We held the girls on the ant piles
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 7:15 pm
I was always jealous of those that had that stuff. Our country school had a creek, one room, a wood stove, a black board, and a FANTASTIC teacher….the girls had underwear…holey underwear…oh, we had trees to climb, the girls went first, heh heh
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 6:38 pm
On the playground at school?? No swings?? Sure there was - right next to the merry-go-round... You remember, it was that round thing the girls would push - some without underwear!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 5:14 pm
we never had swings…just a stick and a tire
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 2:35 pm
You know - married! Swinging side by side married - like when we were kids... remember back that far?
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 7:34 am
??????’not married’??????.... the melon resides in the far edge of the patch. Therefore, I must ask of the melon…WTF??
TheSanityInspector - February 15, 2014, 7:24 am
Ha!
Greeny - February 14, 2014, 11:14 pm
Hey - they're not married
GaryO - February 14, 2014, 10:37 pm
Aw, shucks (toing the sand), ‘twern’t nuthin’ ……thanx guys
MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 10:00 pm
Mr. Gary! A little bit of shameonyou! Ok a whole 5L of it.
ughomer - February 14, 2014, 2:07 pm
Oh, GaryO!! 5 Lions.


COINCIDENCE -


TAGS: coincidence childerns valentines day
Rating: 4.67/5

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motifayk - February 13, 2013, 8:54 am
India celebrates its first Prime Ministers birthday as Children's day. Now why he was born on November 14 is a coincidence? Love it. 5L.
Silverheart - February 13, 2013, 5:07 am

*Childrens. Sorry to point out the typo, still love the po5ter.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 10:00 pm

lol cute. again i think motitwist would love this there as well...and ty


STUCK? -




HAPPY VALENTINES DAY -


TAGS: valentines day
Rating: 3.82/5

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Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 11:43 am
If you get on front page from a "rushed" poster; I want to know how you rush... :D
Airman - February 15, 2012, 11:27 am
this is what you get when you rush. I was going out the door and didn't check to see how it looked. awful
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:29 pm
not a terrible 5hop great era


Single -




The same V day -


TAGS: valentines love always myself mariand
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 14, 2017, 4:35 am
Nice, I can’t believe I miss this guy, the new guy just doesn’t get it for me.
mariand - February 14, 2017, 3:31 am
Oh thank you RL... it's good to be back... I don't know for how long but it brings back some nice memories from here.
Reality Lord - February 13, 2017, 8:50 pm

omg dude...its good to see you. long time my friend.


Someone Always Loses -


TAGS: valentines day superbowl february loses
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - February 15, 2015, 7:57 pm
Sheer brilliance.


Valentine's Day -


TAGS: valentines love women men respect
Rating: 4.73/5

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Pushkin - February 13, 2016, 9:15 am
Thanks, mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:47 am
HAHAHAHA! That's a great way to put it!!!! 5L!!!!!!!
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:17 am
Thank you very much. But I can't really take the credit. God gave me a seizure and I couldn't stop.
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 5:52 pm
Solid run of posters...
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:24 am
Thanks, mizzdizz!
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:24 am
Thank you very much. We are sad.
freasy - February 10, 2016, 8:11 am
My deepest sympaties for those of you that live and believe that. So Sad.
mizzdizz - February 10, 2016, 7:27 am
Especially true as the relationship matures. V-day and anniversary become the 2 days a year that you do that little something special for each other that you used to do all the time. 5L!


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